Surprise! Your one night of passion has produced two little darlings. The best thing the parents of twins can do is avoid naming the poor things Wendy and Cindy, Brad and Chad, or any other terrible rhyming combination. The second-best thing parents can do is treat their babies to these precious items designed just for twins. Here comes double trouble!

First Born/Runner Up Twin Set ($40): It’s never too early to stir up some competition between your two babies, and these onesies will easily do the trick. The cotton outfits will also help you identify which one is which.

Twin A and Twin B Hats ($10 each): Okay, so Twin A and Twin B aren’t the most personal nicknames, but again, it’s still much better than “Randy” and “Andy.” The hats come in blue or pink, depending on what combo the stork brought you.

“EZ-2-Nurse-Twins” Foam Pillow ($46): Multitasking moms will appreciate this cushioned support system that enables them to feed two babies at once. It was actually designed by a mother of twins. Changing two diapers at once? Not as easy.

Kee-Ka Perfect Pair Twin Gift Set ($38): It’s a pear…get it? Okay, this silk-screened onesie set may not be a laugh riot, but I’m sure you can think of two little creatures who would totally rock these outfits. For an extra charge the onesies can be personalized with your tykes’ names.

I’m the Smart One Bib ($9.99): Ever seen Sophie’s Choice? Deciding which of your infants gets to wear this smarty-pants bib can be just as anguishing. Cheer up—only one of them will resent you later on!

The Elegant Child Hooded Towels for Twins ($94): There’s nothing cuter than a freshly washed baby wrapped up in a hooded towel. Two babies? Forget about it. These sweet embroidered and personalized hooded velour terrycloth towels come in a range of designs, from ballet slippers to baseball bats. Available in pink or blue, with block or script text. The Elegant Child also sells blankets for your to-die-for twosome.

Stop Copying Me Onesie Set ($40): Your Xerox babies can make sibling rivalry look oh-so-cute in these sassy cotton onesies. Of course, if they’re still dressing alike when they’re teenagers, you might have a problem.